All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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