I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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