we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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