he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
