if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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