If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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