great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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