the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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