Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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