Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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