We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
the raccoons are back...
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