do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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