You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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