me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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