Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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