Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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