Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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