I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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