did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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