her vagine was all disorganized.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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