Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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