Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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