so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize