No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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