I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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