Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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