That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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