yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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