This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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