just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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