Having a random hookup so left but love u
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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