She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
well you can't waste a boner
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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