On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
your like the ambassador to my penis.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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