If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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