Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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