She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I intend to get homeless drunk
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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