i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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