Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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