tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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