You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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