Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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