yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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