when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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