Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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