i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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