Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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