oh god the rape fog is back!
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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