Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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