I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I have demons in me.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Randomize