if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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