Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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