I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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