I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Too much gin, very little bucket
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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