I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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