i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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